HEARD ON THE STREET (OR WHY I LIKE TRAVELLING ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT)

Conversation of Two Teenage Guys

A: I just dunno, my relationships never last. I could do with a perfect bird …

B: Get real, no bird’s perfect!

A: Well, at least a bit perfect then …

B: That’s almost every one of them, when you get to know them better, when you look at them more closely.

A: Well, I’d like one that was almost perfect …

B: Be sensible, mate. You’re no Mr. Perfect either.

A: Hang about, I think I’m okay, ain’t I? (Adjusting his forelock)